From the world of the Bizarre

So what's your opinion? Is this Constitutionally protected speech? Or should we curtail obscenity by stopping such behavior? You decide.

News from the Bizarre

I don't know why I found this - but take a look at this story of a man who was trying to row upstream. Tell me if this is not a metaphor for church work!

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-liresc0921,0,6017627.story

There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else - There's Cheating

Video Tape for "Sideline Reporter"- $250,000
A New Hoodie for Bill Belichick - $500,000
Winning Three Super Bowls - Priceless!

From the world of the Bizarre

If any of you have ever had the pleasure of walking into a toy room with bare feet, you may have stepped on a Lego or something small enough to send white hot streaks of pain shooting up your nervous system. You hop and fume, you may even spew a bowling word or two. If you live in a house with all girls, the small objects are usually something like a Polly Pocket. It wasn't enough that they created small rubber suits that call for nimble fingers. But no, they created hard plastic clothes that stick to Polly and her plastic faced friends' bodies with magnets.

But alas, there is relief! There is a recall! Now I just have to convince my children that Polly and friends needed to go back to the Grinch's workshop.

Well, I bet you can tell that ain't gonna happen. So I guess that I'll just have to keep the magnets out of their mouths, and the hard clothes off the floor.